“Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.” IfsThinkingKnowsBabyMonthsNinePregnantNine Months Author:Theodore von Karman
“I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It seems the Republican obsession with being pro-life lasts about nine months. After that, it’s each baby for herself.” ShouldChildrenSeemsLastsBornBabyMonthsMoralityRepublicanDemocratCaringNineObsessionPro LifeNine MonthsChild Care Author:Jennifer Granholm
“Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride a motorcycle and giving up alcohol for nine months is the price of getting to have a baby.” WayGivingBabyMonthsGiving UpAlcoholNineVeganMotorcycleHelmetNine Months Author:Victoria Moran
“'The Client List' is my baby. I always tell people, 'It took nine months to put this project together because it is my baby.' And, it really did take that long!” PeopleLongTogetherBabyMonthsProjectsListsNineClientsMy BabyNine Months Author:Jennifer Love Hewitt
“I was adopted when I was a baby. My mother carried me for nine months and she held me for one hour, and didn't see me again.” MotherHoursBabyMonthsNineAdoptedOne HourNine Months Author:Michael Franti
“It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character.” CharacterBabyMonthsNineNine Months Author:Dolph Lundgren
“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.” IfsWayWantNeedsFeelsStatesHumorFunnyNightGrowingAchieveBabyMonthsWake UpNineDrunkOld FashionedNine Months Author:Ellen DeGeneres