“I wanted to try marathon running, but something always came up: I had a baby and a C-section or I got injured or I just didn't think I could run that far.” ThinkingTryingRunningWantedBabySectionsMarathonInjuredMarathon Running Author:Veronica Webb
“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.” ThinkingGivingYearsHumorFunnyFallBoysBabyBirthNeededBritainTapeMumAmazedSectionsOld WomanGiving BirthBaby Boy Author:Frankie Boyle
“Loads of weirdos send me things, like strange bits of leather. And then there was the guy who thought I was having his baby. Apparently, he's been writing to Princess Anne too, so I clearly belong to a good, erm, sub-section of society.” WritingGuyBitsStrangeBabyPrincessLoadSectionsLeatherWeirdo Author:Konnie Huq