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“Give me some credit, I text back. If I murder him, I won’t do it today. I’ll wait until we’re hiking in some backwoods location. No bail money necessary if I’m not caught, right?" "You’re so smart. Glad to see you putting that shiny new bachelor’s degree to good use.” SmartMurderHikingLolBachelorBail MoneyHow To Get Away With Murder Book:Going Nowhere Fast Source: Going Nowhere Fast