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“Bernie's particular brand of socialism is probably better described as 'grandparent envy.' (Interview on Real Time with Bill Maher, 3/7/20)”

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Author:Van Jones

“New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades, I've received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN--Operation Streisand is a go. Markos Moulitsas, you and your Daily Kos-controlled army of gay Mexican day laborers will join with Michael Moore's Prius tank division north of Branson, where you will seize the guns of everyone who doesn't blame America first, forcing them into the FEMA concentration camps. That's where ACORN and I will re-educate them as atheists and declare victory in the war on Christmas.”

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Book:The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Source: The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

“That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.”

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Author:Bill Maher

“John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and I have the same sense of humor. They're just better at it than I am.”

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Book:How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

Source: How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book