“Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate to rest than The Donald. Now he can get to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?” KnowsMatterPoliticalIssuesTakenHappenedBirthMoonFakeGet BackLandingCertificatesBirth CertificateMoon LandingBiggie Author:Barack Obama
“When fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn, Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born. With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings, The devil's walking parody On all four-footed things.” MomentsBornFourBloodCryGrewBirthWalkingMoonDevilEarsWingsFishesForestsFlewMonstrousParodyFigs Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton
“It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were obsessed with the moon and whether we could one day visit it. The day we finally walked on it was celebrated worldwide as perhaps man's greatest achievement. But it was while we were there, gathering rocks from the moon's desolate landscape, that we looked up and caught a glimpse of just how incredible our own planet was. Its singular astonishing beauty. We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.” MenEarthMotherWonderAliveRocksPlanetsBirthOne DayMoonAchievementIncrediblesCaughtLandscapeStaringObsessedOur TimeDryCosmosGlimpseGatheringAstonishingMother EarthDesolateGreatest Achievement Author:Jon Stewart
“The dead do walk and haunt and crawl into your bed at night. Ghosts sneak into your head when you're not looking. Stars line up and volcanoes birth out bits of glass that foretell the future. Poison berries make girls stronger, but sometimes kill them. If you howl at the moon and swear on your blood, anything you desire will be yours. Be careful what you wish for. There's always a catch.” IfsSometimesDesireNightGirlWishStarsBitsLinesWalksBloodBirthBedMoonStrongerGlassesCarefulGhostPoisonBe CarefulSwearSneakHowlBerriesVolcanoesCareful What You Wish For Book:Wintergirls Source: Wintergirls
“The time draws near the birth of Christ; The moon is hid; the night is still; The Christmas bells from hill to hill Answer each other in the mist.” StillsNightChristAnswersHealingBirthMoonDrawsChristmasHillsBellsMistChristmas Eve Book:Alfred, Lord Tennyson: Selected Poetry: A Broadview Anthology of British Literature Edition Source: Alfred, Lord Tennyson: Selected Poetry: A Broadview Anthology of British Literature Edition