“The alien was an ugly sight, all angles and corners. Like a pentagram might look if it fell into a mathematical blender. No ports, seam lines or anything. Smooth yellow hull. No markings. And it was too close!” LinesSightCornersTheNoAndCloseAnythingHullIntoFellPortsMarkingsBlenderSeam Book:Space Sucks! Source: Space Sucks!
“My blender is powered by saxophone music. I make smoothies that taste like ducks quacking.” HumorPowerAbsurdDuckQuackBlenderSmoothie Book:Me and memes and memories Source: Me and memes and memories
“Mixed messages are words pureed in the blender of deceit.” CommunicationConversationDeceptionMessageMixed MessagesBlenderPureed Author:Craig D. Lounsbrough