“Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?" "And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine.” SexHarry DresdenBob The Skull Book:Ghost Story Source: Ghost Story
“She is not a cookie. Neither is she a biscuit, a PopTart, Sweet TART, apple tart, or any other kind of pastry. She is my apprentice.” Harry DresdenPastryMolly CarpenterBob The Skull Book:White Night Source: White Night
“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.” HumorHarry DresdenBob The Skull Book:Vignette Source: Vignette