Best Buffy Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.”

Tv Shows Spike Buffy

Author:Joss Whedon

“This is from me. For all the thousands of bad guys in your life." She gave a meaningful look to Ezra. Then she smugly held up a case. Montgomery popped the catches and opened the top. Oh, my gosh," she said. Inside was a single piece of sharpened wood. MR POINTY!" she screamed in delight. You gave Buffy's weapon...her stake...to the cheerleader," David said with a whistle. "Sheer genius.”

Humor Buffy Mr Pointy

Book:Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd

Source: Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd

“I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like. Maybe it works better on television.”

Vampires Harry Dresden Buffy

Book:Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“We can arrange class time with, um, minimum interaction." That's perfect. The part where the interacting is all minimum-y," Montgomery said eagerly. That was almost a Buffyism," Mica pointed out to Ellen. Almost," Ellen admitted grudgingly.”

Humor Geek Buffy

Book:Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd

Source: Geektastic: Stories from the Nerd Herd

“Sophie was a walking truth serum. If she was touching bare skin, she could yank the truth out of you like a loose tooth. I’d spent several unpleasant hours in her company during the Council’s screening process for humans who planned to work with vampires. That’s when I learned that you don’t refer to Buffy, the Winchesters, or even the Frog Brothers from The Lost Boys in front of Council officials. They do not have a sense of humor about that sort of entertainment.”

Supernatural Buffy The Lost Boys

Book:The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

“When your mom noticed me watching a Buffy rerun on the little TV on the doorman desk one slow night on the job, she admitted that watching Buffy was her shared solace with you after your dad left. She told me how you cry and cry for Buffy. You cry when Angel shows up to be Buffy's prom date even though they'd already recognized the futility of their true love and broken up. You cry when Buffy's mom is taken away by natural instead of supernatural causes. You cry when seasons six and seven really don't reflect the quality of seasons one through five except for the musical episode.”

Buffy

Author:Rachel Cohn

“I now had two handy shafts of wood with jagged, pointy ends. I stepped between Inari and the nearest vampire and passed her one broken half of the rod. "Here," I said. "If you get the chance, make like Buffy.”

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy

Book:Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“There's another way out there, and no matter what, I'm going to find it. If I'm Slayer, my choice is to use everything I've been given to protect those I love and to protect those I'll never even know.”

Slayer Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy

Book:Slayer

Source: Slayer

“If I could understand everything the way I do now, I could make it all--and then it just stopped. Leaving me with that feeling like when you figure out something brilliant and profound in a dream, but you wake up, and all you remember is that you knew this amazing thing, and now it's just out of reach.”

Magic Willow Buffy Season 9

Book:Willow: Wonderland

Source: Willow: Wonderland

“If nothing we do matters, all that matters is what we do.”

Inspirational Angel Buffy

Author:Kate Lockley

“Does any Watcher ever know that he is suddenly watching the Slayer until that moment is announced to him?”

Watchers Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy Silent Screams Tales Of The Slayer Watchers Council

Author:Mel Odom

“Inari screamed and swung her stake, but her Buffy impersonation wasn't any better than mine.”

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy

Book:Blood Rites

Source: Blood Rites

“Life’s not a song. Life isn’t bliss, life is just this. It’s living. You’ll get along. The pain that you feel can only heal by living. You have to go on living. So one of us is living.”

Spike Buffy Btvs

Author:Joss Whedon

“Was it like in the movies?” he asked, flipping a burger. Kssssss. “You know, like a montage with a music backing, and you’re beating up a kick-bag and throwing wooden stakes at a dummy?” “That’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Robin gave him a dark eye.”

Movies Dummy Buffy The Vampire Slayer Buffy Wooden Stakes Buffy Summers

Book:Burn the Dark

Source: Burn the Dark

“Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's everyday. It's what we have to do.”

Buffy

Author:Angel