“Did you just propose on a napkin with a ring you stuffed in a guy's eye hole?" I blink. My mouth opens. Nothing comes out for a moment that feels about as long as an eternity. "You know, it seemed pretty cute in my head, but in hindsight...” HumorDark RomanceProposalProposal Gone WrongButcher And BlackbirdGory Book:Butcher & Blackbird Source: Butcher & Blackbird
“but really I just want to steal your e-reader and curl up in bed with some pirate porn and then fall asleep for a thousand years.” Butcher And Blackbird Author:Brynne Weaver