“Only in America, where someone like me could have the opportunity to seek the highest office the world has to offer. Not only can all of us achieve whatever dream we want to achieve because of the place where we live and the opportunities it gives us, but that we not only can do it together, but we have to do it together!” WorldWantGivingDreamTogetherAmericaOpportunityCan DoAchieveOffersOfficeHighestLike MeOnly In America Author:Chris Christie
“"You know, Mouse," Tabby said, "a brilliant cat like me should have smart friends; people who can count to more than four." "I can count to more than four," answered Mouse, very offended. "And I can do hard sums, and I know geography and history, and I can knit and ..."” PeopleKnowsShouldSaidI CanHardCan DoFourSmartCatShould HaveMathematicsBrilliantLike MeMiceOffendedGeographyGeography And History Author:Ruth Park
“I'd like to get shot into space. I'd like to potentially visit the moon. I don't know if I can do that in the next couple years, but I spent some time at the jet propulsion lab, looking out at the future of when a guy like me can do a little space travel.” IfsKnowsYearsLittlesI CanGuyNextCan DoSpaceCoupleMoonShotsLike MeJetLabsSpace TravelPropulsion Author:Rob Dyrdek
“Whether you're a veteran like me or a high school athlete, the most important thing you can do is keep your body healthy.” ImportantBodySchoolCan DoHealthyHigh SchoolImportant ThingsAthleteYour BodyLike MeVeteran Author:Jason Terry
“You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"” IfsWantShouldBookUseFunnyAsksCan DoComedyGroupsWorstAdviceLike YouArmsPrayingTreatsBallsComplexesCancerCornersLike MeYou Can Do ItPinsBowlingBumperBowlersPraying For YouVasectomy Author:Jim Gaffigan