“Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!” PeopleKnowsSometimesHumorKidsSchoolFunnyChoicesCarYeahDrivingDrunkCopDrunk Driving Author:Dave Attell
“I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day of the week. I enjoy both of them, but yeah, I'm a very outdoorsy guy.” IfsGuyChoicesEnjoyWeekYeahFishingHuntingBassDeerDays Of The WeekDeer Hunting Author:Larry the Cable Guy
“Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.” IfsNeedsWellsLittlesChoicesBitsDrugLittle BitStandardsYeahCoffeeIf I CouldSugarHere And TherePepsi Author:Larry Wall