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“Lazy Line Painter Jane - it was an insane way to make a record! It was just in a church hall, no separate rooms for instruments, and a crappy digital desk, and I think it's fantastic. I think it's one of the best records we ever made. But if you actually said that to a professional recording engineer or producer they'd laugh at you.”

Ifs Thinking Way Made Said Church Lines Rooms Laughing Records Instruments Insane Producers Painter Fantastic Lazy Digital Halls Engineers Desks Jane

Author:Stevie Jackson

“I was that kid. I was entertaining everybody in the living room and throwing myself down flights of stairs and making the family look special and making my mother feel better and I really wanted to make people happy. That has been my ministry my whole life. I call it The Church of F.F.C. - The Church of Freedom From Concern. And I'm a high priest in that church.”

People Feels Looks Has Beens Whole Kids Wanted Mother Church Rooms Special Concern Whole Life Flight Priests Throwing Entertaining Ministry Feel Better Stairs Living Room Making People Happy

Author:Jim Carrey

“It is upsetting to many parents that their teen-agers introduce them to their friends as encyclopedia salesmen who are just passing through ... if they introduce them at all. I have some acquaintances who hover in dark parking lots, enter church separately and crouch in furnace rooms so their teen-agers will not be accused of having parents.”

Ifs Parent Church Dark Rooms Passing Passings Upset Introducing Accused Acquaintance Salesman Parking Passing Through Encyclopedia Furnaces Parking Lot

Book:Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

Source: Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

“Faith can be stirred within the walls of church buildings, but faith is formed and nourished in the waiting rooms of hospitals, helplessly witnessing a thirty-one-year-old sister suffer, holding kids affected by the AIDS epidemic, and being stretched outside of our own social makeup.”

Years Kids Suffering Social Waiting Church Rooms Building Wall Aids Thirty Makeup Affected Hospitals Epidemics Waiting Rooms Aids Epidemic Church Buildings

Author:Josh Ross

“I know few Christians so convinced of the splendor of the rooms in their Father's house, as to be happier when their friends are called to those mansions... Nor has the Church's ardent "desire to depart, and be with Christ," ever cured it of the singular habit of putting on mourning for every person summoned to such departure.”

Knows Persons Christian Desire Father House Christ Church Rooms Atheism Habit Positive Atheism Convinced Mourning Departure Splendor Mansions Ardent

Book:The crown of wild olive: Munera pulveris. Pre-Raphaelitism. Aratra Pentelici, etc

Source: The crown of wild olive: Munera pulveris. Pre-Raphaelitism. Aratra Pentelici, etc

“The doors of churches, hotels, concert halls and reading rooms are alike closed against the Negro as a man, but every place is open to him as a servant.”

Men Reading Church Rooms Doors Racism Servant Hotel Halls Concerts Reading Room

Book:Crusade for Justice: The Autobiography of Ida B. Wells

Source: Crusade for Justice: The Autobiography of Ida B. Wells

“The most miserable man in this room tonight is the Christian who is not right with Him.”

Men Christian Leadership Church Rooms Miserable Tonight

Author:Johnny Hunt

“This room is a testimony that there are men who want to be a man for God and a man of God.”

Men Want Christian Leadership Church Rooms Testimony Be A Man Man Of God

Author:Mike Huckabee

“In New York, I'm playing in a church, solo, doing instrumental stuff. There's talk of doing more, like, installation-type things with some of the specimen horns I've played through. Just filling a room in a museum with these horn-speaker sculptures and then making loops that run all day, and you walk around the room and sort of mix the sound by where you stand. That's all way in the future, but that kind of stuff is a different way of thinking about performing.”