“All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.” KnowsMenNumbersTechnologyComputerDoctorsClaimsErrorsMedicalFeel GoodPregnancyCheerPregnantDoctor WhoComputer TechnologyFunny Computer Author:Isaac Asimov
“We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.” HeartWomenDealsIssuesDogFemaleDoctorsTreatsClaimsMedicineIllnessSmellLikesProseSavagesDoctor WhoBachelorsWomanizerGynecologists Author:Anton Chekhov
“Countries are different. They make different choices. We cannot harmonise everything. For example, it is neither right nor necessary to claim that the integrity of the single market, or full membership of the European Union requires the working hours of British hospital doctors to be set in Brussels irrespective of the views of British parliamentarians and practitioners.” DifferentCountryChoicesHoursViewsExampleIntegrityDoctorsClaimsUnionsBritishHospitalsEuropean UnionMembershipBrusselsDifferent Choices Author:David Cameron
“The health insurance industry does not like to pay out claims, because they don't make money. The only way they can make a profit is if they don't pay for your operation. If they pay for your operation and your doctor's appointment and your pharmaceuticals, they don't make any money.” IfsWayDoePayIndustryDoctorsClaimsProfitMaking MoneyOperationsAppointments Author:Michael Moore