“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink” StudentsCollegeDrinkFountainCollege LifeCollege Drinking Author:Chuck Palahniuk
“That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed But my good friends is all I need Pass out at three wake up at ten Go out to eat then do it again Man I love college.” MenNeedsLastsNightGirlThreeWishPartyCrazyCollegeDrinkWake UpNakedAssSmokeBeerWeedGood FriendLast Night Author:Asher Roth
“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got, you bought to satisfy you're greed Because 91% of the world's population links their pssessions to success Even though 88% of the wealthiest 1% of the population drinks to an alarming excess More money more stress.” WorldNeedsCollegeDrinkStressGreedPopulationBunchLinksExcessMore MoneyBullshit Author:Todd Snider
“The saving of empty beer and liquor bottles is a strange college phenomenon. I bet most of you college students reading this right now have some empties on a shelf in your room. Everyone knows how much college kids like to drink, do we really need to display it? It's a good thing, though, that this trend stops after college. Wouldn't it be weird if your parents had empty wine bottles up on their bedroom wall?” IfsKnowsNeedsKidsReadingParentRoomsKnow HowStudentsCollegeStrangeWallDrinkRight NowEmptyWineGood ThingsSavingBeerPhenomenonBottlesTrendsDisplayBedroomShelvesLiquorYour RoomCollege StudentsBedroom Wall Author:Aaron Karo
“It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in the Agricultural world and college and then they party. I met one girl at 3 am and she was so drunk and said 'l have to get up and cut a sheep's throat at 9 am.' I met another who was a wool classer. She said 'I can drink to 4 in the morning and class wool from 6 am. So I wrote Girls Out There about them.” WorldSaidI CanGirlFoundPartyClassMorningStudyCuttingCollegeDrinkMetsDrunkGet UpThroatSheepThrillWoolStudy And Work Author:Beccy Cole
“I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.” TryingSchoolPartyCollegeDrinkNuts Author:Rob Huebel