“College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.” IfsWould BeHumanityGamesLossInterestingStudentsFootballCollegeBrokenArmsHumorousIncreaseLegsNecksFacultyCollege FootballTrustees Author:H. L. Mencken
“I thought I might teach philosophy but the atmosphere of a college faculty repelled me; the few islands of greatness seemed to be washed by seas of pettiness and mediocrity.” PhilosophyMightTeachSeaGreatnessCollegeAtmosphereIslandsFacultyMediocrityPettiness Author:I. F. Stone
“Assimilating college sports into the university would prevent them from being run as autonomies or fiefdoms. And you don't need an NCAA bylaw or an act of Congress to do it - just an active, empowered faculty and some administrators with backbone.” NeedsRunningSportsCollegeUniversityCongressActiveFacultyAutonomyEmpoweredBackboneAdministratorsNcaaCollege SportsBylaws Author:Sally Jenkins