“I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a good mood, without any troubles and obsessions, laughing senselessly from morning to night.” NightMorningLaughingTroubleConditionsMadnessMadMoodObsessionLivelyMadmenGood Mood Author:Emile M. Cioran
“To get up each morning with the resolve to be happy ... is to condition circumstances instead of being conditioned by them.” HappinessAttitudeMorningConditionsSelf HelpCircumstancesHappyGet UpPositive AttitudeResolveHappy LifeBeing HappyConditioningLife HappinessJoy And HappinessJoy HappinessHappiness Is A Choice Author:Ralph Waldo Trine
“To church in the morning, and there saw a wedding in the church, which I have not seen many a day; and the young people so merry one with another, and strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and woman gazing and smiling at them.” PeopleMenYoungChurchPoorMorningSawsConditionsStrangeFoolMarriedMen And WomenDelightEvery ManMerryGazing Author:Samuel Pepys
“Imagine you had a bank that each morning credited your account with $1,440 - with one condition: whatever part of the $1,440 you failed to use during the day would be erased from your account, and no balance would be carried over. What would you do? You'd draw out every cent every day and use it to your best advantage. Well, you do have such a bank, and its name is time. Every morning, this bank credits you with 1,440 minutes. And it writes off as forever lost whatever portion you have failed to invest to good purpose.” WritingWellsUseWould BePurposeNamesLostMorningForeverImagineMinutesConditionsBalanceDrawsAdvantageAccountsCreditPortionsCentsEvery Morning Author:Ann Landers
“I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.” IfsThinkingShouldScienceFreedomMorningConditionsOffersBedAgreeClockProtestEvery MorningGreat Power Author:Thomas Huxley
“You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.” KnowsLittlesHas BeensHouseCitiesMorningConditionsBrotherRanGarageLittle BrotherMy Little Brother Author:Jerry Seinfeld