“New Rule: Since our new national position on science is, "Screw it, we prefer witchcraft," let's not just retire the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Let's drive it to one of the five stupidest States and have the locals beat it with sticks. Putting it in a museum is too dangerous. Someone could steal it, fly it into space and notice we revolve around the sun.” StatesSpaceSunFiveDangerousPositionBeatsSticksStealingLocalsMuseumsRetiringScrewsWitchcraftStupidestAtlantisSpace Shuttle Book:The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass Source: The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
“We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.” WayStillsClassDangerousBabyBirthBeatsVaccinesEpidemicsBirth ControlPolioPolio Vaccine Author:Mary Calderone
“Investigative journalism and reporting has become much more dangerous. This is especially true for journalists and sources in National Security - but it has been getting pretty bad for beat reporters and small outlets doing local reporting, too.” Has BeensSecurityDangerousSourceBeatsLocalsJournalismJournalistReportersNational SecurityOutletsInvestigative Journalism Author:Chelsea Manning
“Because Conor McGregor is so confident - he goes there 'I'll beat this, I will do that' - If I would be his coach I will tell him all the time, behind closed doors, how dangerous [Nate] Diaz is and how much of a war this fight will be and how painful, and long, and uncomfortable it would be, and to get prepared for the worst day of his life.” IfsLongWarWould BeFightingBehindsDoorsWorstDangerousBeatsPreparedPainfulCoachesUncomfortableClosed DoorsBehind Closed DoorsWorst Day Author:Georges St-Pierre