“Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.” FunnyScienceMouthsTeethPocketsMetalsCoinsDentistDentalToothacheDentistry Author:Ambrose Bierce
“If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.” IfsIdeasWould BeFunnySufferingOfficeTeethLuminousDentistDentalToothacheDentistryDental Work Author:Mason Cooley
“Dentistry is more impressive in town-what the rural man calls cleaning the teeth is called "prophylaxis" in New York.” MenNew YorkTownsTeethCleaningImpressiveDentistry Author:E. B. White
“My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.” YearsFunnyPlansTeethDentistDentalDentistryDental WorkHealth Plan Author:Robert Breault