“When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like." I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it.” MenI CanDiesReadingWaitingProudMetsSittingGravesMy TimeFind MeProminentEpitaphGravestone Author:Will Rogers
“It was the saying of a great man, that if we could trace our descents, we should find all slaves to come from princes, and all princes from slaves; and fortune has turned all things topsy-turvy in a long series of revolutions; beside, for a man to spend his life in pursuit of a title, that serves only when he dies to furnish out an epitaph, is below a wise man's business.” IfsMenShouldLongDiesWiseRevolutionAll ThingsFortuneSlaveSeriesPursuitTitlesGreat MenAncestryDescentEpitaphTopsy Turvy Author:Seneca the Younger