“Show business is like a bumpy bus ride. Sometimes you find yourself temporarily juggled out of your seat and holding onto a strap. But the main idea is to hang in there and not be shoved out the door.” IdeasSometimesShowsDoorsSeatsFinding YourselfBusShow BusinessHolding OnHang In There Author:Cliff Robertson
“Welcome baby it's your turn to live they're laying for you chicken pox whooping cough smallpox malaria TB heart disease cancer and so on unemployment hunger and so on train wrecks bus accidents plane crashes on-the-job injuries earthquakes floods droughts and so on heartbreak alcoholism and so on nightsticks prisons doors and so on they're laying for you the atom bomb and so on welcome baby it's your turn to live they're laying for you socialism communism and so on.” HeartJobsTurnsDoorsBabyDiseasePrisonTrainHungerCancerAccidentsSocialismWelcomeCommunismPlanesBombsInjuryChickensBusAtomsCrashFloodUnemploymentAlcoholismWrecksEarthquakesDroughtHeart DiseaseMalariaAtom BombSmallpoxPlane CrashesPoxTrain WrecksWhooping Cough Author:Naz?m Hikmet
“There's nothing like throwing up out a bus door, going sixty-five miles an hour.” HoursFiveDoorsMilesBusThrowingSixtyThrowing Up Author:Izzy Stradlin
“When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?” DoorsDriversBusBus Driver Author:Bill Engvall