“Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.” FacesTurnsHalfWifeDoorsDinnerMy WifeBrokeFlatsPlatesLike SomethingCruiseCabinsSpaghettiKeystones Author:Art Donovan
“On my face extended flat I was walloped with a cat For listening at the key-hole of the door.” FacesDoorsKeysListeningDisciplineCatHolesFlats Author:W. S. Gilbert
“I have a scar on my forehead and the bangs were an attempt to cover that. Life sort of pushed a hair change on me, which has actually been really fun to play with. It does add a little bit of maintenance, but I have a teeny-tiny flat iron that I bought on Amazon for $20 and that has been my lifesaver. Even if all I do to get out the door is flat iron my bangs, I feel like I'm good to go.” IfsFeelsLittlesDoeHas BeensPlayFunBitsDoorsHairLittle BitAddTinyIronFlatsScarBangsForeheadsMaintenanceAmazon Author:Danielle Panabaker