“If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to write a love song about a girl with a red dress who goes into a bar and is on her fifth martini and is falling off her chair, that's a lot easier, and it makes me free to say anything I want.” IfsWantWritingSongFallGirlTroubleEasierRedDressesBarsChairsTonightSay AnythingFifthMartiniFalling Off Author:Stephen Sondheim
“Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.” Has BeensMightFunnyFallHurtBrokenHollywoodCaliforniaSatChairsMight Have BeenSmogBreakaway Book:I KID YOU NOT Source: I KID YOU NOT
“A normal adolescent is so restless and twitchy and awkward that he can mange to injure his knee--not playing soccer, not playing football--but by falling off his chair in the middle of French class.” FallClassMiddleFootballNormalSoccerKneesChairsAwkwardRestlessPlaying FootballFalling OffPlaying Soccer Book:Necessary Losses: The Loves Illusions Dependencies and Impossible Ex Source: Necessary Losses: The Loves Illusions Dependencies and Impossible Ex
“The last song I recorded with [Hank Williams, Sr.] was "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive." I remember thinking, "Hoss, you're not just jivin'," because he was so weak that all he could do was sing a few lines and then just fall in the chair.” ThinkingWorldCountryLastsRememberSongFallLinesAliveThis WorldWeakChairsLast SongHank Williams Author:Chet Atkins
“People who are close to me know, they so know that there were days when I was so tired that I would fall asleep anywhere. The onset photographer has pictures of me falling asleep everywhere. Like on chairs, on the floor, in the middle of a set, all curled up. There were times when crew members didn't know where to find me, but they knew I'd be curled up in a ball somewhere.” PeopleKnowsFallMiddleMembersBallsTiredPhotographerChairsCrewFind MeFalling Asleep Author:Emma Watson