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“The average woman falls in love seven times a year. Only six are with shoes.”

Years Fall Six Falling In Love Seven Shoes Average

Author:Kenneth Cole

“Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs romantic notions in many of you, but this is because you have never met any wild horses in person. In person, they are like enormous hooved rats. They amble up to your camp site, and their attitude is: We're wild horses. We're going to eat your food, knock down your tent and poop on your shoes. We're protected by federal law, just like Richard Nixon.”

Years Persons Law Fall Realizing Attitude Mets Ocean Late Humorous Concepts Horse Notion Shoes Enormous Islands Camps Protected Site Rats Tents Camping Poop Wild Horses Atlantic Ocean

Author:Dave Barry

“In Paris, when certain people see you ready to set your foot in the stirrup, some pull your coat-tails, others loosen the buckle of the strap that you may fall and crack your skull; one wrenches off your horse's shoes, another steals your whip, and the least treacherous of them all is the man whom you see coming to fire his pistol at you point blank.”

People Men May Certain Fall Fire Feet He Man Ready Horse Shoes Stealing Entrepreneurship Paris Cracks Blank Tails Coats Skulls Whips Pistols Treacherous Buckles Wrenches Stirrups

Book:The Atheist's Mass

Source: The Atheist's Mass

“I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in the woods, with no shoes, and in the fall it was back to the city, shoe shops and school.”

Years Children School Fall Cities Summer Shoes Woods Shops Wild Child

Author:Margaret Atwood