“Your orange fanny pack reminds me of my Leftover Meatloaf Holder. I wear it when I work out or make love. My incredible level of romance can be rented by you for the unbelievably low price of $14.95 per hour.” HumorRomanceSexMoneyFashionAbsurdSalesMake LoveFanny Pack Book:There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't Source: There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
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