“My father taught me to not fear anything. Having said that, much of my addiction to alcohol and drugs was tied to fear: fear of flying, fear of talking to women, etc. I conquered those fears years ago.” YearsSaidFatherTalkingTaughtDrugYears AgoAddictionAlcoholFlyingEtcTiedFear Of Flying Author:Derek Sanderson
“Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” FatherToolsAlcoholCombinationFunny Fathers DayFunny Happy Fathers DayPower Tools Author:David Letterman
“My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.” WellsYoungFatherLeftTroubleAlcohol Author:George Carlin