“My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.” KnowsBigsLawFatherWatchesMorningDiscoveryGet UpClockIn-lawsGood MorningFunny DadFather In Law Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“I'd watch my father get up at 5 o'clock and go down to the Eastern Market in Detroit to do the shopping for his restaurant, and get that business going and then go out on his vending machine business.” FatherWatchesMachinesGet UpClockRestaurantsShoppingEasternDetroitVending Machines Author:Ed Bradley
“It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up and sing me some songs." We didn't want to sing but we sang.” WantCountryNightSongFatherDifferencesDrunkGet Up Author:George Jones