“Any man who can look handsome in a dirty baseball suit is an Adonis. There is something about the baggy pants, and the Micawber-shaped collar, and the skull-fitting cap, and the foot or so of tan, or blue, or pink undershirt sleeve sticking out at the arms, that just naturally kills a man's best points.” MenLooksFeetArmsBaseballBlueSuitsDirtyPantsHandsomeCapsFittingSleevesSkullsCollarsSticking OutBaggy PantsMicawber Author:Edna Ferber
“The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.” TroubleFeetLeavingPantsFeet On The Ground Author:Ringo Starr
“I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then you visit him eight years later and he's wearing polyester pants, he's four foot eight, you think he's gay, and you're like, 'Are you the guy I was afraid of?” ThinkingYearsHardAgeSchoolRememberGuyTeacherFourFeetGayEightAssGradesPantsSchool TeachersGrades In SchoolHimmler Author:Jon Stewart