“A Quarkbeast is a small hyena-shaped creature that is covered in leathery scales and often described as: 'One tenth Labrador, six-tenths velociraptor and three-tenths kitchen food blender.” JasperFfordeJasper FfordeQuarkbeastThe Song Of The Quarkbeast Book:The Song of the Quarkbeast Source: The Song of the Quarkbeast
“Ninjas are far more important to science than anyone realises. If we could capture one to study, I think most of science’s biggest puzzles might be resolved.” HumorNinjaFforde Book:The Woman Who Died a Lot Source: The Woman Who Died a Lot
“Our own dimension was coded ID-11 and was the only League member with diphtheria, David Hasselhoff and the French, which amused the rest of the multiverse no end.” HumorFrenchFforde Book:The Woman Who Died a Lot Source: The Woman Who Died a Lot
“I see you've met Patrick of Ludlow," I replied, trying to stifle a giggle, for Tiger was thirty feet up in the shabby atrium , perched high upon a chandelier. "How long have you been up there?" "Half an hour," he answered crossly, "with only a lot of dust and the Transient Moose for company.” TigerFfordeJasper FfordePatrick Of LudlowThe Chonicles Of KazamThe Last DragonslayerTransient Moose Book:The Last Dragonslayer Source: The Last Dragonslayer