“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.”
Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
First Times Quotes
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First Times Quotes
“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”
Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Cats & Kittens
“Experiencing something different for the first time is priceless and surprising. Try it yourself.”
Source: The Herok