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“I still cannot believe Gracie is all right with this. It’s a miracle. I’m sort of expecting it to be a big ruse and tomorrow Steph will wake up with meat in her bed spelling ‘Judas’.”

Humor Friends Young Adult Betrayal Teens

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

“As it turns out, not being distracted by constant Snapchats from Steph means I’m actually getting lots of stuff done. I bet having a fight with her best mate is how Coco Chanel got started.”

Humor Comedy Fashion Teens Best Friends Fights Coco Chanel

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

“She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”

Humor Comedy Teens Joke Emma Nash English Lit

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

“I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!”

Romance Teens Taylor Swift Love Confession Pop Culture Reference Emma Nash

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

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“If someone sent a text or even an email to break up with your mate you’d be like, What a dick. But no one can moan too much about receiving bad news via a letter, can they? It’s on paper. Someone wrote it with their hand, like Shakespeare or Kate Middleton, so it must be legit.”

Paper Email Letter

Book:P.S. You're the Worst

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“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.”

Comedy Young Adult Penis Humor First Times

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”

Comedy Teen Penis Humor First Times

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”

Comedy Young Adult Misanthropic

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.”

Comedy Young Adult Britney Spears Parental Pressure

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“Will Jess be OK with that?” “Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.” I can’t argue with that kind of logic.”

Comedy Young Adult Teen Phone Snooping

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash