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“I still cannot believe Gracie is all right with this. It’s a miracle. I’m sort of expecting it to be a big ruse and tomorrow Steph will wake up with meat in her bed spelling ‘Judas’.”

Humor Friends Young Adult Betrayal Teens

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“As it turns out, not being distracted by constant Snapchats from Steph means I’m actually getting lots of stuff done. I bet having a fight with her best mate is how Coco Chanel got started.”

Humor Comedy Fashion Teens Best Friends Fights Coco Chanel

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“She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”

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“I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!”

Romance Teens Taylor Swift Love Confession Pop Culture Reference Emma Nash

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“If someone sent a text or even an email to break up with your mate you’d be like, What a dick. But no one can moan too much about receiving bad news via a letter, can they? It’s on paper. Someone wrote it with their hand, like Shakespeare or Kate Middleton, so it must be legit.”

Paper Email Letter

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“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.”

Comedy Young Adult Penis Humor First Times

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“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”

Comedy Teen Penis Humor First Times

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“I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”

Comedy Young Adult Misanthropic

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“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.”

Comedy Young Adult Britney Spears Parental Pressure

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“Will Jess be OK with that?” “Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.” I can’t argue with that kind of logic.”

Comedy Young Adult Teen Phone Snooping

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