“I still cannot believe Gracie is all right with this. It’s a miracle. I’m sort of expecting it to be a big ruse and tomorrow Steph will wake up with meat in her bed spelling ‘Judas’.” HumorFriendsYoung AdultBetrayalTeens Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash
“As it turns out, not being distracted by constant Snapchats from Steph means I’m actually getting lots of stuff done. I bet having a fight with her best mate is how Coco Chanel got started.” HumorComedyFashionTeensBest FriendsFightsCoco Chanel Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash
“She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.” HumorComedyTeensJokeEmma NashEnglish Lit Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash
“I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!” RomanceTeensTaylor SwiftLove ConfessionPop Culture ReferenceEmma Nash Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash Source: Friendship Fails of Emma Nash
“If someone sent a text or even an email to break up with your mate you’d be like, What a dick. But no one can moan too much about receiving bad news via a letter, can they? It’s on paper. Someone wrote it with their hand, like Shakespeare or Kate Middleton, so it must be legit.” PaperEmailLetter Book:P.S. You're the Worst Source: P.S. You're the Worst
“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.” ComedyYoung AdultPenis HumorFirst Times Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?” ComedyTeenPenis HumorFirst Times Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
“I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.” ComedyYoung AdultMisanthropic Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.” ComedyYoung AdultBritney SpearsParental Pressure Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash
“Will Jess be OK with that?” “Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.” I can’t argue with that kind of logic.” ComedyYoung AdultTeenPhoneSnooping Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash Source: Dating Disasters of Emma Nash