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“As it turns out, not being distracted by constant Snapchats from Steph means I’m actually getting lots of stuff done. I bet having a fight with her best mate is how Coco Chanel got started.”

Humor Comedy Fashion Teens Best Friends Fights Coco Chanel

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

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“She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”

Humor Comedy Teens Joke Emma Nash English Lit

Book:Friendship Fails of Emma Nash

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“IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.”

Comedy Young Adult Penis Humor First Times

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”

Comedy Teen Penis Humor First Times

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”

Comedy Young Adult Misanthropic

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.”

Comedy Young Adult Britney Spears Parental Pressure

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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“Will Jess be OK with that?” “Having a phone without a passcode is practically an open invitation.” I can’t argue with that kind of logic.”

Comedy Young Adult Teen Phone Snooping

Book:Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

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