“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.” IfsNeedsShouldFirstsHomeDiesDrinkHusbandCatConvincedChecksCooksMy HusbandComing HomeCorpsesCokeRefrigeratorsOvens Author:Jenny Lawson
“One of my first thoughts I had when I started considering the mastectomy was, 'What am I going to look like?' And then, 'What will my husband think?” ThinkingFirstsLooksHusbandMy HusbandConsideringMastectomy Author:Giuliana Rancic
“When my husband came to my parents' house for the first time, he asked, 'Why is everyone screaming? Why are they so angry?' I said, 'No one's angry. This is just how we communicate.” FirstsSaidHouseParentHusbandFirst TimeAngryCommunicateMy Husband Author:Melissa Rauch
“Tell me, how can I live without my Husband any longer? This is my first awakening thought each morning, and as I watch the waves of the turbulent lake under our windows I sometimes feel I should like to go under them.” FeelsShouldFirstsSometimesWatchesMorningHusbandWindowWaveAwakeningLakesMy Husband Book:Mary Todd Lincoln: her life and letters Source: Mary Todd Lincoln: her life and letters
“I've spent the first part of my life in the shadow of my family. I'm not going to live in the shadow of my husband.” FirstsHusbandShadowMy FamilyMy Husband Author:Martha Wainwright