“It is not fit that every man should travel; it makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.” MenShouldWiseStupidFoolFitTravelEvery ManFunny Travel Author:William Hazlitt
“We aren't lazy, overweight models. We work out and must maintain proportionate bodies for work. Plus models are curvy and fit. Don't let the scale fool you. Plus doesn't always equal unhealthy, just like skinny doesn't always equal healthy.” BodyFoolFitHealthyEqualModelsWork OutScalesLazyPlusSkinnyUnhealthyOverweightCurvy Author:Liris Crosse
“Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.” YearsWellsEnoughKidsTechnologyObjectsTheoryFoolFitMouthsYears AgoMedicineDumbPoolGenesSurviving Author:Lenny Bruce
“Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.” PeopleSelfStoriesUsePoliticalPoliticsWaterFreedomLearningFoolOughtHabitPoliticianFitWorthySwimEvidentPropositionsMaxims4th Of JulyJulyIndependence DayIndependence Day PatrioticJuly 4th 1776Usa Patriotic4th Of July InspirationalFourth Of July InspirationalJuly 4 Author:Thomas B. Macaulay