“Posting with luxury cars like you're wealthy is suspicious. It's the kind of online flex that's pure Synthol.” WealthMoneyFakeInfluencerFlauntFlexSynthol Book:Me and memes and memories Source: Me and memes and memories
“Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.” WealthGolfIphoneSnobStatusJanitorAndroidGolferFlex Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I think you two are secretly friends,” I joked, as Vidrol shoved Vale to the side to avoid a rotten piece of wood jutting from the wall. Vale shoved him back. I assumed in thanks. “Me and that pampered prince?” Vale scoffed derisively. “Not in your lifetime.” “I only associate with nonpsychotic individuals,” Vidrol agreed. “You only associate with pussy,” Vale shot back. “I haven’t associated with pussy in such a long time, I’m basically as nonperforming as you are. I might as well get a hut in the woods and start wearing unflattering robes and waxing on about how everyone’s fate belongs to the water while I howl at the moon with the rest of my weird-ass sector.” “Everything flatters me,” Vale responded calmly. “And I performed to the hilt inside the very body you went celibate for, so I can understand why you now strive to be like me.” SexFateCompetitionLolReverse HaremPolyamoryCelibateFlex Book:A World of Lost Words Source: A World of Lost Words