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“I don't mind most religious people, I talk to them. I listen to them, you know, banging on. "I prayed very hard and then the fairy came." "Did he? Good. Have a biscuit." I only get annoyed when they try and make me see the fairy. "You have to let the fairy into your heart." Look, I wouldn't let him into my garden, okay? I'd shoot him on sight, if he existed, which he doesn't. Now have another biccie and be quiet, will you please?”

People Ifs Knows Trying Mind Looks Heart Hard Religious Please Quiet Garden Sight Fairy Annoyed Banging Biscuits

Author:Dylan Moran

“If you believe in the existence of fairies at the bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis, ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest of it you are deemed fit to govern the country.”

Ifs Believe Country Existence Fit Garden Bottom Fairy If You Believe Ascension Transubstantiation

Author:Jonathan Meades

“In the vast archipelago of the east, where Borneo and Java and Sumatra lie, and the Molucca Islands, and the Philippines, the sea is often fanned only by the land and sea breezes, and is like a smooth bed, on which these islands seem to sleep in bliss,--islands in which the spice and perfume gardens of the world are embowered, and where the bird of paradise has its home, and the golden pheasant, and a hundred others of brilliant plumage, whose flight is among thickets so luxuriant, and scenery so picturesque, that European strangers find there the fairy land of their youthful dreams.”

“When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.”

Children Young Felt Garden Convinced Fairy Grandmother My Grandmother Young Children

Author:Noel Fielding

“But well-a-day, the gardener careless grew, The maids and fairies both were kept away, And in a drought the caterpillars threw Themselves upon the bud and every spray. God shield the stock! if Heaven send no supplies, The fairest blossom of the garden dies.”

Ifs Wells Death Dies Heaven Dying Grew Garden Fairy Shields Gardener Careless Bud Supplies Impermanence Maids Praying To God Spray Drought Caterpillars

Author:William Browne

“So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thoughts it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?”

“I frowned, wondering if Trent would mind being the size of a fairy for a day. He could talk to the newest tenants in his garden.”

Ifs Mind Wonder Garden Size Fairy Tenants

Author:Kim Harrison

“I am agnostic only to the extent that I am agnostic about fairies at the bottom of the garden”

Garden Bottom Fairy Agnostic

Book:The God Delusion

Source: The God Delusion