“Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.” BookTodayGayDown AndGreenHeyComicComic BookRomneyLanternsGreen Lantern Author:David Letterman
“Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.” FeelsLooksRealizingGayDown AndCrocs Author:Adam Carolla
“The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never going to date anyone, so now just thinking, "all right, settle down and have a child" seems ridiculous to me.” ThinkingChildrenSeemsAgeGuyGayDown AndRidiculousSettlingSettling DownWeird ThingsGay Guy Author:Guy Branum
“Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.” MenRealMotherFallTheoryBabyGayDown AndSomedayAddictFalling DownGay MenBisexualNewbornNewborn Baby Author:Anna Quindlen
“We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped. "Man," John said, shaking his head. "All this time I was pretty sure you were gay.” MenSaidArmsGayDown AndTablesSatShaking Author:Kiersten White
“So now I'm thinking about it. I'm imagining sitting down with my parents and actually saying, "I'm gay." And you know what? It makes me a little mad. I mean, straight guys don't have to sit their parents down and tell them they like girls.” ThinkingKnowsMeanLittlesGuyGirlParentGaySittingDown AndMadSitting Down Author:Michael Thomas Ford