“I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.” EndsHandsEyeLeftNervesMedicareGlaucoma Author:Gary McCord
“The only way to predict if there's a cloud on your horizon due to glaucoma is to get tested. No matter what the diagnosis, the forecast is for clear vision in the years ahead.” IfsWayYearsMatterVisionClearNo Matter WhatCloudsDuesHorizonTestedDiagnosisForecastsClear VisionGlaucoma Author:Willard Scott
“It's simply a tragedy that anyone today goes blind from glaucoma, when it's so unnecessary.” TodayTragedyBlindUnnecessaryGlaucoma Author:Willard Scott
“When I was little, I got into a little accident, and it gave me congenital glaucoma in both of my eyes.” LittlesEyeAccidentsGlaucoma Author:Fetty Wap
“Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.” MindEyeSpiritualTypeCreatingEarsLeavingSuggestionsGlaucoma Author:Janeane Garofalo
“It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson's disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let's party!” KnowsHeartSaidSeemsCareRememberGuySexPartyMonthsCoupleDiseaseDoctorsDrinkingGlassesAlcoholSmokeHealth CareSmokingReportsMarijuanaJournalScrewsFollow MeNeurologyParkinsonParkinson'sProstateGlaucoma Author:Jay Leno
“Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned old man with glaucoma.” MenShotsMedicalOld ManMarijuanaUsersFirearmsLobbyingMedical MarijuanaGlaucoma Author:Conan O'Brien
“I have glaucoma, so use eye drops both morning and night.” UseEyeNightMorningMorning And NightGlaucoma Author:Reverend Malcolm Boyd