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“No one understands us seventh-sense people. They regard us as freaks. When we point out illiterate mistakes we are often aggressively instructed to "get a life" by people who, interestingly, display no evidence of having lives themselves.”

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Book:Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

Source: Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

“Sonnet of Grammar Grammar, Oh Grammar, Whatever you are, Go away and bother, The intellectual scholar. I ain't no intellectual, Nor am I a scholar, So bother me not, With your snobbish affair. My words come from the soil, My structure is born on the street. I didn't even graduate college, What do I know about literary creed! Time has come for me to put you in place. Be an aid to discourse, not an uptight nutcase!”

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Book:Giants in Jeans: 100 Sonnets of United Earth

Source: Giants in Jeans: 100 Sonnets of United Earth

“I am nothing if not misanthropic," declared Sebastian. "I think you mean philanthropic," said Henry. "God, you are so perdantic." "That would be pedantic." "See! You're even perdantic about the word perdantic.”

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Book:The Fish That Climbed a Tree

Source: The Fish That Climbed a Tree

“come” is the spelling you use when you’re making it a verb and “cum” is the noun, the actual ejaculate.”

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Author:Medium magazine

“I played pinochle with my grandmothers. I thought I was the only person under the age of sixty who knew how to play. He also used the Oxford comma. That has to mean something, doesn't it?”

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Book:A Handkerchief for Kade

Source: A Handkerchief for Kade