“Rand Paul tried hard to upstage Donald Trump at the first debate, talking tough about his guns and his right not to register them. But with his pixie-ish perm, Paul does not impress me as the gunslinger type. Rand Paul is the RuPaul of politics. He would do better to defend his right to carry an unregistered blow-dryer and curling irons.” FirstsDoeHardTalkingTypeTrumpGunToughBlowDebateIronImpressRegisterGunslingerPixiesDryersPerms Author:Michael R. Burch
“I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.” ChanceGunIncreaseBlowBunchAllowingGun ControlRedneck Author:Bobcat Goldthwait
“In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place, and in the sky, The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard among the guns below.” StillsHeardSkyFieldsSingingGunCrossesMarkBlowScarcePoppiesLarksWorld War 1Memorial Day PoemsWorld War OneVeterans Day PoemsRemembrance DayFlandersChristian Veterans Day11th Hour Author:John McCrae
“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.” IfsWorldNeedsGunAimBlowJournalismBulletsBad Ass Author:Warren Ellis
“I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a 45 magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?" Christ," Spiro whispered. "She thinks she's f**king Clint Eastwood.” ThinkingKnowsFeelsWellsSaidTodayAsksChristPowerfulExistenceSilenceKingsLuckyGunCleanBlowConfusionMost PowerfulPunkLockedBulletsGrandmaRefrigeratorsLocked UpHandguns Author:Janet Evanovich
“Vishous: "...we both would slaughter anything that so much as startled you." Jane: "I'm scared of mice and spiders. But you don't need to use that gun on your hip to blow a hole in a wall if I ran into one, okay? Havaheart traps and rolled newspapers work just as well. Plus, you don't need a Sheetrock patch and plaster job afterward. I'm just saying.” IfsNeedsWellsUseJobsWallGunOkayScaredBlowNewspapersHolesHipsRanPlusTrapsMiceSpidersJanePatchesSlaughterJust SayingVishousPlasters Author:J.R. Ward
“What an indulgence it would be, to just blow off my head, all my mean spirits disappearing with a gun blast, like blowing a seedy dandelion apart.” MeanWould BeSpiritGunBlowDisappearSuicidalIndulgenceBlastDandelions Book:Dark Places: A Novel Source: Dark Places: A Novel