“Kevin doesn't just wake up with that spiky bedhead look, Pudge. He works for it. He loves that hair. They leave their hair products here, Pudge, because they have duplicates at home. All these boys do. And do you know why?'' ''Because they're compensating for their tiny penises?'' i asked.” HumorPenisesBedheadHair LovingHair Product Book:Looking for Alaska Source: Looking for Alaska