“Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling. There could be lawsuits.” FunnyMysteryHalf MoonHalf Moon Investigations Book:Half Moon Investigations Source: Half Moon Investigations
“You still awake?' asked the anesthetist. 'Nope,' I replied.” FunnyMysteryHalf MoonHalf Moon Investigations Book:Half Moon Investigations Source: Half Moon Investigations
“She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--' 'Put that away, Hazel,' hissed Mam. 'The poor boy is in pain.' Hazel persisted. 'Would that be a white-hot pain? Or more of a dull throbbing pain?” FunnyMysteryHalf MoonHalf Moon Investigations Author:Eoin Colfer
“No Fletcher. Wake up, boy. Those are the flames of Hell. Dermont dropped out of school, so that's where he's headed. See the little horns? -Ms. Quinn” Half Moon Investigations Author:Eoin Colfer