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“The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee.” SaidHappensPresidentHumourGoldIraqTestamentNew TestamentMilwaukee Author:Bill Maher
“Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens.” HomeHappensKidsFunnyGroupsTeamHigherGoldChineseTeenagerScoreOlympicsThrillingGymnasticsLondon Olympics Author:Jay Leno