“The only really unplayable lie I can think of is when you're supposed to be playing golf and come home with lipstick on your collar.” ThinkingI CanHomeLyingGolfSupposed To BeComing HomeLipstickCollarsPlaying Golf Author:Arnold Palmer
“If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.” IfsFeelsHomeCoursesGolfSorryGolf Course Author:Seve Ballesteros
“Extremely large greens breed slovenly play. When any green ceases to command respect, it loses its value as a test of that rarest of all strokes, the shot home.” PlayHomeValuesLosesShotsTestsGreenGolfCeaseCommandStrokes Author:A. W. Tillinghast
“Have you ever actually listened to golfers talking to each other? "Looked good starting out..." "Better direction than last time..." "Who's away?..." It sounds like visitors' day at a home for the criminally insane.” HomeLastsSoundTalkingGolfStartingInsaneLast TimeGolfersVisitorsStarting Out Author:Peter Andrews