“Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address.” IfsWantNeedsHomeNamesNew YorkTownsAddressesSuspiciousVisitorsClerks Book:Late night with David Letterman: the book Source: Late night with David Letterman: the book
“Have you ever actually listened to golfers talking to each other? "Looked good starting out..." "Better direction than last time..." "Who's away?..." It sounds like visitors' day at a home for the criminally insane.” HomeLastsSoundTalkingGolfStartingInsaneLast TimeGolfersVisitorsStarting Out Author:Peter Andrews
“One question that people always ask at home is never asked here: "What happened to Communism in Russia?" Everybody yawns when a visitor brings it up, because the answer is so obvious to every Russian. The answer is that there never was Communism in Russia; there were only communists.” PeopleHomeAsksAnswersHappenedObviousRussiaCommunismCommunistVisitors Book:The trail of the dinosaur: and Reflections on hanging Source: The trail of the dinosaur: and Reflections on hanging
“Visiting is a pleasure; being visited is usually a mixed or ambivalent joy. ... The visitor can always go home; the visitee is already home, trapped like a rat in a drainpipe.” HomeJoyPleasureTrappedRatsHospitalityVisitingVisitorsSociabilityAmbivalent Author:Barbara Holland