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“I don't think I'm singing. I feel like I'm playing a horn...What comes out is what I feel.”

“Once, I discovered the skulls of two impala rams, their horns locked into an irreversible figure-of-eight; the two animals had been trapped in combat, latched to each other during the battle of the rut. The harder they had pulled to escape from each other, the more intractably stuck they were, until they had fallen exhausted, to their knees, in an embrace of hatred that had killed them both.”

Two Animal Figures Battle Hatred Harder Embrace Eight Stuck Knees Fallen Combat Locked Trapped Exhausted Horns Skulls Ruts Irreversible Rams

Book:Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood

Source: Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight: An African Childhood

“Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.”

Want Advice Letting Go Tails Bulls Horns

Book:Wit and Wisdom of Josh Billings [pseud.]: Choice Bits of Fun and Philosophy of the Great Humorist Carefully Collected and Revised

Source: Wit and Wisdom of Josh Billings [pseud.]: Choice Bits of Fun and Philosophy of the Great Humorist Carefully Collected and Revised

“In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything might. 4. At red lights. 5. At green lights. 6. At all other times.”

World Light Might Circumstances Red Thirds Green Following Block Horns Transport Third World Red Lights Green Lights

Book:Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

Source: Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

“I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.”

Firsts Car Golf Speed Miles Range Electric Horns Carts Electric Car Mph Golf Carts

Author:Ed Begley, Jr.

“Build your self-esteem by recalling all the ways you have succeeded and your brain will be filled with images of you making your achievements happen again and again. Give yourself permission to toot your own horn and don't wait for anyone to praise you.”

Way Inspirational Giving Self Happens Waiting Brain Self Esteem Achievement Praise Filled Esteem Again And Again Permission Horns

Author:Jack Canfield

“A tin horn politician with the manner of a rural corn doctor and the mien of a ham actor”

Political Actors Politics Politician Doctors Corn Horns Tin Ham

Author:H. L. Mencken

“I like the fog that creeps over the whole city every night about five, and the warm protective feeling it gives...and lights of San Francisco at night, the fog horn, the bay at dusk and the little flower stands where spring flowers appear before anywhere else in the country...But, most of all, I like the view of the ocean from the Cliff House.”

Giving Littles Country Whole Feelings Light Night House Views Cities Five Flower Ocean Spring Warm Every Night Fog San Francisco Horns Cliffs Protective Creeps Dusk Spring Flowers

Author:Irene Dunne

“Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns.”

People World Real Guy Stupid Like You Smell Bad Guys Horns Not Stupid

Author:Rutger Hauer

“I love the French horn.”

Horns French Horn

Author:Vanessa L. Williams

“I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.”

Music Heard Horns Horny

Author:Ella Fitzgerald

“I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns.”

Ifs Way Trying Brain Sticks Horns Wrong Way Vikings Helmet

Author:Flavor Flav

“China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main market for rhino horn. Tigers are being killed for tiger bone wine. They're driving the tropical timber trade and illegal logging in Indonesia, and the trade in tropical reef fish.”

Issues Majors Responsible Trade Wine Fishes China Bones Driving Illegal Conservation Tigers Indonesia Horns Tropical Reefs Timber Logging Rhinos

Author:Mark Carwardine

“Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw, had two big horns and a wooly jaw.”

Two Bigs Saws Horns

Author:Sam the Sham

“Not to toot our own horn, but when 'The Sopranos' was on, it was as good as any movie that was coming out in the theater. I think that goes for a lot of shows today.”

Thinking Shows Today Theater Coming Out Horns Sopranos

Author:Michael Imperioli

“I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.”

Knows Whole Home Lays Drunk Wheels Neighborhood Horns Taboo Social Taboos Honking

Author:George Jones

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