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“Screw you," I told him in a low voice. "Are you offering?” "From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back.”

Humorous Comebacks

Book:Vampire Academy

Source: Vampire Academy

“I don't mind your calling me a clog, if only we were fastened together." "But I do mind you calling me a donkey," he replied.”

Humorous Comebacks

Book:Wives and Daughters

Source: Wives and Daughters

“I see we have a problem.’ Lucas gripped her other arm and gave her a non-too-gentle shake. ‘Are you in a relationship? or...’ Those dark eyes searching hers narrowed into slits. ‘Are you married?”

Dancer Contemporary Romance Bereavement Great Sex Humorous Comebacks

Book:A Stormy Spring

Source: A Stormy Spring

“I asked why her Jeffrey was seeing a man in a dress shop. Perhaps he thought it was time his mother wore a dress was my first thought, Lil. Gertie said that was the job he did. Then the penny dropped. I asked her if Jeffrey was homosexual. I only whispered the word, Lil, I didn't shout it out loud. She said he was gay. She wants to take a closer look at her Jeffrey. He may, or may not, be homosexual, but there's nothing gay about him. He's as miserable as sin.”

Humour Contemporary Fiction Humorous Comebacks

Book:The Gin Queens

Source: The Gin Queens