“Judge and prosecutor had hammered it home that Lady Chatterly was an immoral woman, that she had had sexual relations before marriage, that she had committed adultery under her husband's roof; as if these charges somehow disqualified her from participation in serious literature. Indeed, there were long periods of the trial during which an outsider might well have assumed that a divorce case was being heard.” IfsWellsLongHomeMightLiteratureCasesHeardSeriousJudgingPeriodsHusbandRelationCommittedDivorceTrialsOutsidersRoofParticipationImmoralAdulteryProsecutorHammeredBefore MarriageCommitting Adultery Author:Kenneth Tynan
“My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.” KidsFireHusbandShotsSuicideCommittedMy HusbandSantaChristmas Eve Author:Phyllis Diller
“Villains are usually the worst casuists, and rush into crimes to avoid less. Henry VIII. committed murder to avoid the imputation of adultery; and in our times, those who commit the latter crime attempt to wash off the stain of seducing the wife by signifying their readiness to shoot the husband.” WifeWorstCrimeHusbandMurderCommittedCommitOur TimeLatterVillainAdulteryReadinessStainsSeducingVillainyHenry ViiiSignifyingHenry V Book:Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think Source: Lacon: Or, Many Things in Few Words: Addressed to Those who Think
“My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.” LawMotherCrimeHusbandCommittedMy HusbandOfficersIn-lawsMarryingMother In LawProbation Author:Phyllis Diller
“I'm very committed to my family and my town. My biggest local commitment are my children, my husband, my home and my grandchildren.” ChildrenHomeHusbandCommitmentMy FamilyTownsCommittedLocalsMy ChildrenMy HusbandGrandchildrenMy Grandchildren Author:Elizabeth Lesser
“It is well known that my husband and Lady Thatcher enjoyed a very special relationship as leaders of their respective countries during one of the most difficult and pivotal periods in modern history. Ronnie and Margaret were political soul mates, committed to freedom and resolved to end Communism.” WellsSoulEndsCountryPoliticalDifficultKnownLeaderModernSpecialPeriodsHusbandCommittedEnjoyedCommunismMy HusbandMatesWell KnownSoul MatePivotalModern HistorySpecial Relationship Author:Nancy Reagan