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“I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for me out of their own hair, and one of my wives was my gunner. I came back here, after many adventures, and once, when I'd been drinking, donated the funeral carpet to the national museum. When I was sober again, I asked for it back, but they claimed not to know what I was talking about.”

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Book:Magic for Beginners

Source: Magic for Beginners

“The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.”

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Author:Joey Lauren Adams

“Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?”

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Book:The Beggar's Opera

Source: The Beggar's Opera

“My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the past.”

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Author:Alison Rosen

“The smell of roses, my children's bright eyes and smiles, laughing with my husband, walking on the beach, using my hands to do crafts or play guitar, brainstorming, and drinking coffee, really good coffee.”